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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 07:12

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Discovery of 100-million-year-old dinosaur eggs reveals life in Jurassic America - Earth.com
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Global pandemic warning: Aspergillus deadly fungus mirrors HBO’s ‘The Last of Us’ - Times of India
No, not a chance
No way
So they tried
Gut Microbiota Transplants May Cause Long-Term Imbalance - Neuroscience News
Still no good
No go.
share office space ...
Poll: Is Xbox heading in the right direction? Cast your vote here! - Windows Central
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Thumbs down again.
How do flat Earthers explain the existence of other spherical planets?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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Why are Republican politicians so afraid to oppose Trump?
So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
iFixit Says Switch 2 Is Probably Still Drift Prone - WIRED
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
A Mix of These Specific Foods Could Help You Avoid Chronic Disease - ScienceAlert
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
K-pop supergroup BTS nears reunion as two more members end military service - The Washington Post
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...